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Wednesday, December 01, 2010

My Sick and Unhealthy Obsession with those Very Healthy Female MMA Fighters.

I may have a fetish for women martial artists:

Ooooh Pin me. Yet I would appreciate it if you would not use your brazilian ju jitsu skills to break all of my limbs. However, for all you violent and dangerous and mean spirited lady fighters in the Greater Tri State Pittsburgh area may I suggest myself as a training partner? You never know when a lady in the 115 to 135 pound weight class may find herself in the Octagon with a 280 pound black man. I think this training would be realistic. I could get on "top", or "bottom". We could work the half guard, full guard, both of us slathered with baby oil. Sounds fair...

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