#TheAmericans Look Paige your mom sleeps with everybody and she kills everybody. Its the job!

Raymond Reddington might have a bigger body count but he's not the only one. I'm also upset that Mrs. Jennings never seduced and slept with me. I'm a Kewl black guy with a decent jazz collection. She seems to like that...

#TheAmericans Sigh. I'm going to miss this show. Now excuse me while I break into a full 500 yard run....