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Thursday, September 09, 2010

Church of Elena Dementieva's Thighs Upended by Heretical Aussie Ripped Torso Cult

The Church of Elena Dementieva's Thighs--the one true religion I might self righteously add--has been upended by Samantha Stosur, or the woman who heads Cult of the Aussie Lady with Ripped Upper Torso. It is a heretical cult of witches I would think.

And lo, it has been privately revealed to me: Elena's serve must become even stronger and she needs to develop her serve and volley technique. However, I think Elena's window closes in several years. I can't figure out why she doesn't excel on clay. Amen.

Genesis of the completely legitimate The Church of Elena Dementiava's Thighs.

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