#southpark #alecbaldwin Why do they pick on Baldwin? Is Hader doing the impression?

On the other hand I have had a pussy sandwich, which is true oddly enough. No my mother doesn't read or understand twitter feeds...

#southpark On the other hand, the NSA hiring Cartman very realistic.

Uses same firm that cleared that serial killer at the naval yard.

#southpark Cartman isn't a good spokesperson for the data privacy movement.

I would think. Or for blogger or obsessive Internet users generally.

#southpark Had his fist where? Let's not overuse the s word.

That'll work.

#agentsofshield Did Agent Coulson really die? #josswhedon

What did she mean by "he must never know"? Perhaps he really died. Clone? Some kind of uploading?

#agentsofshield Will this be any good at all...? #josswhedon

What I really want are cameos. I want attorney Matt Murdoch to handle a case. I want Dr. Stephen Strange to help a sick person. I should see all kinds of Peter Parker cameos shooting pictures...every frame should have an Easter Egg.

#philsbandnames "Bag of Blindfolded Hungry Weasels on Angel Dust"

Oh this band name is a winner. Ripped from the headlines. Or "Republicans are like..."

#philsbandnames Homeless Bitcoin Tycoon

Ripped from the headlines.

Podcast of my book review of Thomas Friedman's "The World is Flat"

Here is the podcast of my review of Thomas Friedman's "The World is Flat". I know he's a hated guy in certain circles (Atrios cough cough Atrios) but I actually thought the book wasn't bad.

Flatworld by Steelydan

#philsbandnames Rachel's Sex Jihad #bandnames

I'm feeling inspired and yes: Ripped from the headlines.

#breakingbad I'm glad he gives the kid back but what next...?

#breakingbad Okay. You're keeping Jesse alive to help you cook...

...But you just made 70 million dollars...Why cook anymore? You had to pocket at least $10 million from the haul. I don't get it. But it does give Jesse a chance to escape and Have His Vengeance. Probably means Skylar is toast. Eye for eye and all....

#breakingbad Walt tells Jesse about Jane? Jeez....

Well I know Jesse will survive now in order to exact his revenge...I think. Or he could be killed this is a good show...

#breakingbad Wow Hank is gone just like that.

Well Walt tried to save him...

#breakingbad Well that long time character is gone.

Did he tell anyone but his partner?

@sonsofanarchy The white doctor lady beats up the hardened black female criminal? #sonsofanarchy

On the other hand she has been trained in bad assery by Gemma so...

#sonsofanarchy We're having a little "Orange is the New Black" action this year I see...

#sonsofanarchy Well that Peter Weller seems like a nice guy.

The Persian vs. Iranian line was funny. Peter Weller teaches history.

#sonsofanarchy I shouldn't watch this show. It's bad for the soul. Wait...but who else can kill the evil porn makers?

What's #titstare..?

I can't keep up with trending twitter memes.

#philsbandnames Meet My Black Lesbian Wife Said the White Fella #billdeblasio

I must come up with the perfect band name to describe the New York mayor's race.

#philsbandnames Zeus Kills Atheists

Zeus killing Atheists? Ack! http://www.newsarama.com/18838-god-is-dead-and-jonathan-hickman-and-mike-costa-killed-him.html

That's it. I'm turning off the Steelers for today. That O for 4 preseason not a lie.

Can't win every year but still...

Twitter test...

Just a test...

Geez. A running touchdown against the Steelers? #steelers

And apparently we miss Casey Hampton. He might still be available. Might want to contact Jonathon Dwyer as well...

Rebuilding year for the Steelers? #steelers #football #steelnation #pittsburghsteelers

I think so.  Or as the Ravens found out Thursday you just can't replace players like Ed Reed and that dancing linebacker they had. I don't think the Steelers can replace Hines Ward, James Harrison and Mike Wallace. Still: Go Stillers.

#UFC #ultimatefighter #philsbandnames Peggy Don't Give A Fuck #Ronda Rousey

#UFC #ultimatefighter Two lady judges seem like really nice ladies. Disappointing.

But I will watch every week. Some of those girls did fight like girls and so did some of the men.

#breakingbad Hey Jesse...You don't get a lawyer? Something in writing about a deal...?

#breakingbad Everyone's right about Jesse. He has to go...

Wait.